Motörhead new Ace of Spades

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  1. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Gene Simmons approves

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    Motörhead Ace of Spades 7 Function Power Vibrator
    Coming at you hard and fast, this turbo-powered, super-sized bullet vibe battles out a rallying rattle to shoot arousal to its shaking apex. Insert its blunt point to channel vibrations internally or power each potent shudder straight to her external pearl.

    Water-safe for extra-wet sessions and battery-powered so you never need part, 3 x speeds and 4 x patterns amp up the exploratory potential of this rapid-fire toy. Go solo or put a partner in command, switch on and rock out. Turn satisfaction up to 11 by rubbing down your toy with a slick of waterbased lubricant before use.

    https://motorhead.backstreetmerch.com/vibrators
     
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    Wut a surprise : oy:
     
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    Ace freely today said gene Simmons liked the fatties and skanks
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Rob Halford owns one.
     
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    Capn Crud Apply directly to the forehead VIP Gold

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    Nothing sells albums like a picture of a vibrator in a blister back while you think about Lemmy's face berry
     
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    Well Lemmy almost dropped over dead, needs to make money somehow.
     
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    You win some, you lose some, it's all a game to me
     
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    He switched from Jack and Coke to Vodka orange juice for health reasons :grad:

    Lemmy, the grizzled perpetual badass who fronts metal icons Motörhead, has seen healthier days. His band was forced to cancel a few shows earlier this year when the nearly 70-year-old rocker was stricken with gastric distress and dehydration, and he now walks with a the aid of a stick because “my legs are fucked.” He also suffers from diabetes, but he’s found an interesting way to combat the illness; instead of his usual Jack Daniels and coke, Lemmy has switched to vodka and orange juice in order to stay healthy.

    “I like orange juice better,” he told The Guardian in a recent interview. “So, Coca-Cola can fuck off.”

    Now, yes, his assistant has apparently warned him that a sugary fruit drink mixed with alcohol might not really be better than a sugary soda mixed with alcohol, but he’s fucking Lemmy. He’s also cut down his smoking habit to just a pack a week, so at least he’s looking out for himself.

    “Apparently I am still indestructible,” he insisted, noting that the only thing that will keep him from playing music is death itself. “As long as I can walk the few yards from the back to the front of the stage without a stick,” he said, adding with a laugh, “Or even if I do have to use a stick.”

    http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/08/lemmy-whiskey-vodka/
     
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    Capn Crud Apply directly to the forehead VIP Gold

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    Lemmy will be scurvy free for life :yes:
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Here honey, stick this Devil Skull in your pussy.
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    ...Fuck. Hold on, let me get 2 Triple A batteries.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Minus the phallic that looks much like my tattoo. :yes:
     
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    This has always been the best version