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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I was trying to eat a hot dog and the weiner slipped out and left me with nothing but bun

    Anyway

    I have a question for you fags

    Remember my shitty tattoo that got infected and never healed properly and now it's faded and it looks like I got it in World War II?

    Well I have a line on a decent tattoo artist that can give me a cover up for cheap and I need ideas of what to get

    It's on my inside forearm, about 3 inches x 3 inches

    I was thinking of this but you might have other ideas


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  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    1st
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :oderus:

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  4. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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  5. Sternac

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    just like HAL
     
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    I thought you didn't like doggy style?
     
  7. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    Get a tat portrait of this....


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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    WTF is that
     
  10. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    A hamburger on your arm....You really don't ever want to get out of that apartment do you....
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Why don't you have Dev fly in for another visit? You can get ink and stink on your dink all in the same day.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Why would I get a tattoo of a 13 year old picture of myself :scratch:
     
  13. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    what did you put on the hot dog?
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Swedish John has nominated himself as your life coach :c
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Onions, horsey sauce, cheese, mustard
     
  17. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    templar knight. get something medieval since you like that shit. dont get a burger you cumbucket.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yeah I want his life so I can spend my whole day bragging to strangers on the internet :jj:
     
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    Get it?:ulol:
     
  20. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    He can't live like Peter Pan forever Kanye.