Mother fucker

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Its fuckin 4 a.m. and I haven't slept a wink and I'm on my way to go fish in the damn ocean

    WTF kinda day off is this
     
  2. Dick Gozinya

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    It's an awesome day. Enjoy the great outdoors. Peace be with you.
     
  4. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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  5. Dick Gozinya

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    May thoughts of cheeseburgers and tacos dance through your head as you're hanging over the side of the boat throwing up.
     
  6. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    cry harder faggot :lol:
     
  7. Super Mario

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    I wish I was there fishing with you and your dad and when your dad wasnt looking id feel your crotch area and wink :wink:
     
  8. Dick Gozinya

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    Jesus.
     
  9. VarmintSam

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    :puke:
     
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    ur jealous
    u mad . u wish I wish pulling ur dick out of your tighty whities hoe and sucking the cum out of ur cock.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :smile:
     
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    You should post this in the Howard forum :grin:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm in the town where The Goonies was filmed!!! :cheer:
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Been drinking all night too?

    Gonna be a rough day out there...
     
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    The night is dark and full of terrors
     
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    Chriza gonna puke
     
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    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    Holy shit, that is a disturbingly well thought out but oddly funny scenario.
     
  18. fletchman71

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    As you drove by did everyone look at you and yell, "HEY CHUNK!!!!!!":D
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I wanna go fishin! :pissed:
     
  20. Dick Gozinya

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    :hw: