WTF Mother of the year

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by God, Aug 15, 2016.

  1. God

    God Well-Known Member

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    #blacklivesmatter

     
  2. Beer Can

    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    The child is doomed. At least she won't have to "take care of him" for very long.
     
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  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    no worries he will be a projectile thru the back of his mamas head when she rams a racist telephone pole, because she had to text the weave stylist to confirm her next appt.
     
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    I'm bummed because we can't guess the race.........
     
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    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    Imagine being a teacher and having that kid in your nursery class and talking to mom about his performances and her thinking it was cute?
     
  7. Wiggy

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    I wouldn't be too incredibly sad if that car was T-boned by a loaded down cement truck going 80 mph. I'll never understand their "culture".
     
  8. BrerJimmy

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    It's ok, he'll be shot dead by cops in a decade or so.
     
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    Are your balls hanging just slightly below your lab coat, Subby?

    :c
     
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    One can only hope.
     
  11. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Wonder if he knows what it means. Probably seen his mom sell all three holes.
    Bet the kid isn't a virgin.
     
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    LOL! I'm a white boy. When my oldest daughter was about two my mother came over to have lunch with us. My daughter was trying to do something. In frustration she said, "Oh shit." My mother looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself for teaching her to talk that way." I told here she did not learn that language from me, she learned it from her mother. Her mother was there and admitted it was true. So we all sat down for lunch and I held up a fork and asked my daughter what it was. You can guess how she pronounced that. My mother was NOT amused! But I was.:)
     
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    Bet the mother does not know who the father is.
     
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    Bet there's not one person around who would bet against you
     
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    He's just a little kid, it's kind of harsh to wish him dead. His mother though?????????
     
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    Oh Debbie, you would benefit oh so much
     
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    Assuming she's not the mom, but an aunt, or something, I'd have exact the same reaction to the kid. Little kids cursing is about the funniest thing on earth to me.
     
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    CKY Mejor Que Nada™

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    Real classy move at the 38 second mark.
     
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    Benefits?!!!

    You gonna take me out to eat on your food stamp card?

    :c
     
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    lulz

    typical A group of lovely people