Motherfucker, I got a god damn stye.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h5htyt76757j, Sep 6, 2012.

  1. h5htyt76757j

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    Fuck :pissed:
     
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    make a warm compress
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

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    yea i googled that shit.. but thats the only thing you can do pretty much i guess. Fuck :mad:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    I fucking HATE those things. I get them almost every spring. Makes you want to claw your own eye out of your skull at times.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You need to wash after those softball games.
     
  6. h5htyt76757j

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    Im just pissed i have to wear my glasses now. well that and i got a fucking lump on my eyeball. :mad:
     
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    My son has one right now. Don't fuck with it. Just use warm compresses and take ibuprofen to help with the pain and swelling.
     
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    pretty much yeah. I had one once and my eye got all gummy but that compress a few times and hr cleared it up in like 24 hrs
     
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    There aint no specific cause for them, fuck off.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Should you not squeeze it?
     
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    Impact is on quit bitching about your physical deformities you fucking cocksucker.
     
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    I took a super hot bath once and I got one. I'm just teasing about the softball.
     
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    :facepalm: i used to make fun of my buddy who got them all the time in high school.
     
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    it's like an infected eyelash follicle or some shit
     
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    i thought i had one the other day but it was a piece of dust
     
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    Im watchin it fuckface blarrg.
     
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    fuck no.
     
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    just making sure :smile:
     
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    When I had mine I had a nightmare that it exploded and shot goo out everywhere. It was scary.
     
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    Bull ray is gangsta