WTF Mother's Day Gift Ideas

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  1. gitchasum

    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    Any suggestions?
     
  2. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    a thong?
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I say stop supporting stupid holidays. It's ridiculous and people get very emotionally wrapped up in them. How many gifts a year does someone need? How many days a year does someone need to celebrate?

    Acknowledge it by saying "Happy Mother's Day, I love you." - that's all you need to do and the only reason the holiday exists (to acknowledge mom for the hard work she does throughout the year).
     
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    Its all about mom, its her day give her what she wants. God bless all you Moms out there.
     
  6. gitchasum

    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    My wife and I have been together for 12 years. We stopped getting things for each other after about 5 years together. Just felt like doing something nice for her this year.
     
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    Give your mom the best oral she's ever had.

    Happy mom. :)
     
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    Take her to a really nice restaurant, Her choice.
     
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    I bought my mum a few Heidi Daus bracelets. She loves that tacky shit.
    My ninth anniversary is Saturday and I bought my husband a topsy Turku hanging tomato plant. I'm 10 years behind the latest trends.
     
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    I was thinking about giving this to all the hot Mothers I know...

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    I dunno....I lost my dad recently and my mom is really the only family I have, I love giving her something on Mother's Day to let her know I'm glad I still have her...
     
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    Maybe a picture of the two of you from your childhood or something sentimental ( if she is into that type of thing)
     
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    A nice hug and a sincere "I love you". It doesn't have to be something materialistic, just meaningful.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I'd like that roast @zhukov made last week.


    F mutt
     
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    What ever you do dont get her sherry berries there a rip off for the price. Go to you local chocolate shop and get them.
     
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    Hallmark doesn't make a "Thanks for being an abusive, drunken, neglectful mother" Mother's Day card so I guess I'll just bring a plant.
     
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    Do something together that she really enjoys. My Mom loves to gamble so we're taking her to an Indian Casino. I work Sundays so we're going today. Might rain but we don't care.;)

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    Krinkle What?

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    I'm making my mom dinner. We are going to sit around the fire pit and enjoy some adult beverages. When I have a nice bed of coals, on goes the grate, and some nice New York Strip steaks. Maple wood smoke does magical things to steak.
     
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    I always go with a hanging basket.
    She's got a green thumb and can keep them alive and looking nice all summer.
    The ones I get for my wife don't do quite as well.
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