Entertainment Movie remakes that wouldn't piss you off

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  1. tempetoro

    tempetoro Well-Known Member

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    Ghostbusters, Total Recall, Point Break, Robocop, Karate Kid....all great classics that should have stood alone and never been remade. What movie that was good or bad would you not mind seeing remade? I wouldn't mind

    Willow (Peter Dinklage)
    Pretty Woman (Kate Mara)
    The Warriors
     
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    I wouldn't mind seeing a Deliverance remake
     
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    Some foreign flicks we can add to the list that shouldn't have been remade

    GWTDT
    LTROI
    Old Boy
     
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    Remakes should, ideally, be movies that had good premises but not so execution.

    Willow is a great example, as is The Warriors. Pretty Woman I've no opinion about. And Kate Mara? Really.

    Semi-Pro, about a struggling ABA team in the 70s when everyone was doing blow, could be a really funny movie if done right. Will Ferrell's version was not.

    And can they please redo the Star Wars prequels? I honestly think anything else would be better than what we have.
     
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    I hate saying it, but A Clockwork Orange. But it needs a great director. SK was going for a time period...I know that's how the book was but, let's not cry about it anymore.
     
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    Waterworld and 1984 would be on my list as well
     
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    A huge problem with remaking movies now is the shit cultural sensitivity and diversity. I don't know if moves can be as effectively dark as they once were. Even if they throw some dark shit in there, will we get a morality lesson by the bad guy getting his comeuppance or otherwise softening the impact of the disturbing scenes?
     
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    Star Wars 1, 2, & 3

    Get that fuckin' Jar Jar Binks the fuck out of there

    Never even watched 2 and 3 because 1 pissed me off so much
     
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    Can you imagine remaking Breakfast at Tiffany's now and casting a white guy to play Mr. Yunioshi?
     
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    they are remaking the Magnificent 7 w. t. f. ? whats next Godfather 1 & 2?

    lol sorry thought you said would? :jj:
     
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    Private Parts. In the new version Stern gets things done.
     
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    A Boy and His Dog.


    ....maybe.
     
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    I hear there's a killer remake of Porky's that should be ready for release any time now.
     
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    Cool Hand Luke

    Luke - Matthew McConaughey
    Dragline - Liev Schreiber
    Captain - Jon Voigt
    The Girl - Alexandra Daddario
    Boss Godfrey - Vince Vaughn
     
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    War Games
     
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    Grizzly Man starring Jonah Hill.
     
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    Howard The Cuck
     
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    Warriors was perfect - leave it be

    Aliens 3. maybe they'll fix it if this new Neill Blomkamp’s film gets made
     
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    999 times out of 1000, remakes suck balls.
     
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