Movies Birdemic aNd Birdemic

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  1. doytch

    doytch Well-Known Member

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    i saw both because the answer was they were so bad they should be good.

    Because the movies are have bad graphics even for early cartoons.

    In one scene a man hero spin kicked a fake bird from the sky

    In one scene they fight birds with coat hangars.

    They pretend a hybrid car is ford mustang, it is blue

    They adopt dead kids parents and force feed them happy meals until the girl dies in the second one.

    Lots of people die in the first ones gut they forget about it in the second one

    This is all true and nothing i said is racist
     
  2. gwartney

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    Nice review, Doytch.
     
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    siskel and doytch :bigthink
     
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    how about some spoiler tags for those of us who haven't seen 2 yet


    :nooo:
     
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    For a moment there I thought this was a review for the movie "The Birds".:jj:

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    I don't know WHAT it is.
     
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    Birdemic is 2 like it is the first one. Almost the instant story
     
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    Nothing doytch said is racist.
     
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    why is my post delete?
     
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    Doytch is incapable of bias.
     
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    Not sure if serious.
     
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    Prove me wrong, fancy pants.
     
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    U seem mad.