Mr. Clutch is my bitch!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daemon, Jan 25, 2014.

  1. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Mr. Clutch has put me on his Ignore List for the 2nd time today. I guess I'm in his head! Uh oh! You don't want me in your head, Clutchie! I wrote a letter to him during the downtime.


    Dear Mr. Clutch

    I'm writing this message from underneath your skin! Please get a thicker skin!!!

    Love,
    Your boss


    Clutch is the only one not allowed to post here. He always listens to me! :D
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You the top or bottom?


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  3. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Since Clutch is my bitch, I'm the top. But I'm one of those distant lovers. So he only gets his ass reamed once in a while. Don't wanna spoil that loser!!
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Sally was a power pig top deep seeder too.:right:
     
  5. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Again with the Sally? Can't we talk about Clutch?

    BTW, you never answered me! Who do you like better? Me or Clutch? :D (Pick me!!) :pickme:
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  7. Schmoopy

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    I dislike both of you equally IMO.:ucoffee:
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    ou boy
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    Sup :quote:new guy:quote:?
     
  10. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Sorry man, I get tired of the same responses over & over again. Next time you post that shit, you can go hang out with Clutchie on my Ignore List. Because you won't be welcome back inside MY thread! :D
     
  11. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I told you he "lurks"
     
  12. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    :bsflag:

    Your BS flag just went up, Schmoopy. Now pick a friend!! Me or Clutch? :mad:
     
  13. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    So Clutch is on your ignore list?
     
  14. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    Dough is obviously in your head. :owned:
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Fuck off.
     
  16. Schmoopy

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    No and negged
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Schmoopy Dahmer doesn't care for that kind of language. :)
     
  18. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    You're the one who got me put on Clutchie's Ignore list today... twice!!!

    You can't even call Clutch a faggot, once?
     
  19. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Who are you talking to?
     
  20. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Clutch is in my head, get it straight!!

    It's annoying when someone posts the exact same thing over & over again! Ask Schmoopy what he thinks of my ":D" smiley!