Mr Zombie TAttoo douched me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    Finally got under that ugly dog groomers greasy skin :cheer:
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you seen his teeth?
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Drop those hammers, bro. :cheer:
     
  4. wanker

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    he douched me 2:c
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    He killed his own dog
     
  7. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Poor dog had to suffer with his bad breath. :(

    He is in a better place now
     
  8. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    The dog trained himself to fetch a toothbrush and toothpaste but Stevie couldn't handle the responsibility
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :spit:
     
  10. blairg

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    Stevie talks to bananas
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :wub:
     
  12. blairg

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    [​IMG]

    "Hello, is Reggie home?"
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    They are his only friends :nocheer:
     
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    i like how he always hides his teeth
     
  16. blairg

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    so do I in pics, they're straight and shit, I had a good orthodondist as a child, but they're yellow from smoking, they need bleached :frown:
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

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    From a dentist
     
  18. wanker

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    :jj:
     
  19. Swayze

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    Haaaaaaaaa:jj:
     
  20. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Had sex with Nerd.

    Consensual sex.

    Now that shit is bananas.