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  1. Neesie

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    a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call

    Parenthood.

    Congratulations Mr and Mrs d :party:
     
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    i wonder if they'll name the kid Rod
     
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    That might be awkward if it's a girl.
     
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    OMG...mrd160 just got hit by a car.
     
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    Seriously, nobody's happy he's having a baby?
     
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    It isa dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.

    Thought this thread was about your vagina at first.
     
  8. Gwarn1

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    Is he out of his fucking mind?
     
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  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    Huh?
     
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    When men have sex with ladies sometimes babies are made. You wouldn't know anything about that
     
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    He's a doctor, so I'm pretty sure he knew what would happen if he stuck his weener into the hoo hoo.

    Medically speaking...
     
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    A boy has a penis a girl has a vagina. They teach you that in med school
     
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    Watch the kid crawl under the bed and disappear :giggle:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    You couldn't pay a chick to suck that rusty noodle dick of yours, gwarn.
     
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    I actually think he's gotten way more action than you recently.
     
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    I mean this in the most sincere way. I hope the kid doesn't look like a pig man.
     
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    I'm pretty sure dave has gotten more action than your recently.
     
  19. Neesie

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    Well, you would be wrong. :p
     
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    As long as jerkin off to lesbian porn counts as action