Mrs. DF would like to introduce herself...

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  1. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    This is my wife.
    Please be kind.
    Our love is pure and her english is goodly enuff.

     
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    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    I'm not sure she knows the word "introduce" :oops:
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I bet she can play a mean banjo though
     
  4. sarnie

    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    were these real people or the ones under the bed?

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  5. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Best documentary ever.
    If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend you go immediately and watch it.
    Fucking riveting.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    In the Taco Bell Drive Thru...

    DEY TOOK ER BAYBEEEE
    SHE CRAYIIIN

    DO YOU GOT MOZZARELLER CHEEZ STICKS?
     
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    Truth!
     
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  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    holy shit on a shingle
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Is this a SNL skit?
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    You seriously have never seen it?
    You must go watch it right fucking now.
    It's a real family :jj:
     
  13. DarkFriday

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    Don't talk shit about my sister!
    I mean cousin!
    I mean kin!
    Shit.
    She gots wut I needs.
    Ya'll better step the F back.
    Respect. :fil:
     
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    Its my kin :fil:
     
  15. Dream Theater

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    Best fucking doc ever!!!
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Anyone that uses the word kin is inbred.
     
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    Its next level stuff. That chick was railing lines of pharmies an hour after giving birth:snicker:
     
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  18. DarkFriday

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    Blocked!
     
  19. sarnie

    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    its always fun to watch useless pieces of shit revolve their whole day around a cigarette
     
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    My kin can multitask.
    Respect.