Mrs. Pippa Palko Wants To Add Me To Her Contact List

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  1. Tigger Please

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    I just got the big news in an e-mail. She sounds super friendly!



    HOLA mٝy star
    =]
    Wٔould you mind to findin͠g a you̧ng and nice girl?
    My name i̻s Pippa. I am from Russia.
    Have you e֓ver hea͞rd that the lo֚velies̗t girls in the world live in my country? Don't even doubt!
    the açcount is over therè:

    Do you love me
    I have much more sexy pics for you My Superman! Text me!
    -
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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  4. Phil McKrakin

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    Talk about cerebral... no offense.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    Hey Phil
     
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    Da Bear! :c
     
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  7. Tigger Please

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    I wonder how Mr. Palko feels about all of this
     
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    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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  9. Phil McKrakin

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    I'm working on a theory.
     
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    HOLA my starfish
     
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  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Stop toying with Pippa's emotions superman!
     
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    She better hurry to making with the much more sexy pics then
     
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    Why does Pippa think you are a guy?
     
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    She was probably trying to be sensitive to transgender issues and didn't want to offend me if I was fluid about those things
     
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    Life is short, do it.
     
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    Introduce her to your friend garypage2
     
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    Too bad it wasn't Pippa Middleton :marx:

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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Sounds nice. Give her my email.
     
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    Slow build
     
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  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Duh?
     
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