News Mrs shitty is keeping a record of when I mention sex or blowjobs

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I clearly have the worst fucking sex life.
     
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    It is called building up the dossier for the eventual divorce proceedings.


    "Your honor, my husband only viewed me as an object for his sexual gratification, not as a loving and co-equal member of a healthy relationship. These documents show he persistently badgered me for sexual acts."
     
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    honestly though why are you still in this miserable situation?
     
  5. fredrogers

    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    I told ya once, join the club. I was just reminded that I asked for sex three times this week. Needless to say I didn't get any.
     
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    Unless this is shtick, it's over Johnnie.
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She has a memo going on her phone
     
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    Mine unfortunately has a photographic memory.
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Stealth :lol:
     
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    What is "stealth"?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I explained that if I actually got my dick sucked I wouldn't ask for it
     
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    Sound advice
     
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    Only course of action is to force yourself on her. You can't rape your wife, she vowed to honor and obey
     
  16. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    She is with holding sex to try and drive you to cheating so she can tell the kids that you ruined the marriage.

    Join a porn site and jack using yer phone while she's in bed with you. Show her that her holes are wanted, not needed.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Not a judge in the world will care or consider that
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She's not really withholding sex. She's just being a pain in the ass about it
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    You should call Dr. Laura, and arrange for a call with both of you on the phone, she will set her straight. She believes every wife should be a whore for her husband, but she also believes women shouldn't give up the puss or live with men until at least they are engaged
     
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    :bigthink