Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 19, 2012.
woopty doo i stopped for a few drinks after work and didnt tell her
Put her on. I"ll talk to her.
women. can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em
i like how Shiv tells people his wife came back tho
Give her Slippys number..Shes been through this
Are you yelling at each other?
The kids need to see you yelling at each other...teaches them how to solve problems
Always call dude.
stuffing the envelope
hiking or deep sea fishing.
Tell her to calm down.
That usually gets women to calm down.
Good to see you crazy kids got back together shiv :btu:
tell her i said shes a cunt
Start every sentence with "Bitch". After a few drinks, this is perfectly acceptable
Guaranteed move to win her back over, Shiv. Just look at her, roll your eyes, and say, "Okay, *insert her mother's name* ". Works every time.
i usually use the "you're acting like a lunatic" approach.
"who are you, my grandmother?"
i actually did that