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Mrs Shiv is going nuts in me right now

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 19, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy E-Legend Gold

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    woopty doo i stopped for a few drinks after work and didnt tell her :nooo:
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus So Mad Lately VIP

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    Put her on. I"ll talk to her.
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    women. can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em :cowboy:
     
  4. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP

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    "In you"?

    Pussah? :eek:
     
  5. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    i like how Shiv tells people his wife came back tho
     
  6. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

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    Give her Slippys number..Shes been through this
     
  7. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself VIP

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    Are you yelling at each other?

    The kids need to see you yelling at each other...teaches them how to solve problems
     
  8. DroppingLoads

    DroppingLoads New Member Shot Dead

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    Always call dude.
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    stuffing the envelope
     
  10. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    :nono: hiking or deep sea fishing.
     
  11. Avery

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    Tell her to calm down.


    That usually gets women to calm down.
     
  12. HAL

    HAL ☉_☉

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    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
     
  13. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member VIP

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    Good to see you crazy kids got back together shiv :btu:
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike known madman

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    tell her i said shes a cunt
     
  15. Estocada

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    Start every sentence with "Bitch". After a few drinks, this is perfectly acceptable
     
  16. Pstruct

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    :lol:
     
  17. KOC

    KOC Fuck this shit! VIP

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    Guaranteed move to win her back over, Shiv. Just look at her, roll your eyes, and say, "Okay, *insert her mother's name* ". Works every time.
     
  18. freds

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    i usually use the "you're acting like a lunatic" approach.
     
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    freds . Gold

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    "who are you, my grandmother?"
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy E-Legend Gold

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    i actually did that
     

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