Shop Now At Amazon

Mrs Shiv is going nuts in me right now

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 19, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Making Hoodrats famous Gold

    Reputations:
    67,741
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    75,478
    Likes Received:
    7,033
    woopty doo i stopped for a few drinks after work and didnt tell her :nooo:
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Not So Mad Anymore VIP

    Reputations:
    119,013
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2012
    Messages:
    55,466
    Likes Received:
    3,414
    Put her on. I"ll talk to her.
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

    Reputations:
    159
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    63,523
    Likes Received:
    3
    women. can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em :cowboy:
     
  4. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    111,676
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    127,535
    Likes Received:
    11,138
    "In you"?

    Pussah? :eek:
     
  5. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

    Reputations:
    159
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    63,523
    Likes Received:
    3
    i like how Shiv tells people his wife came back tho
     
  6. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

    Reputations:
    88,104
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    30,483
    Likes Received:
    3,049
    Give her Slippys number..Shes been through this
     
  7. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself VIP

    Reputations:
    53,279
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    25,507
    Likes Received:
    3,130
    Are you yelling at each other?

    The kids need to see you yelling at each other...teaches them how to solve problems
     
  8. DroppingLoads

    DroppingLoads New Member Shot Dead

    Reputations:
    -6
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    1,408
    Likes Received:
    0
    Always call dude.
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet keep walkin Staff Member

    Reputations:
    196,639
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    74,723
    Likes Received:
    9,794
    stuffing the envelope
     
  10. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit

    Reputations:
    66,577
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    57,276
    Likes Received:
    7,232
    :nono: hiking or deep sea fishing.
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    74,850
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    36,434
    Likes Received:
    8,344
    Tell her to calm down.


    That usually gets women to calm down.
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM Gold

    Reputations:
    64,591
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    87,037
    Likes Received:
    10,491
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
     
  13. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    29,368
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    2,673
    Likes Received:
    902
    Good to see you crazy kids got back together shiv :btu:
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike known madman

    Reputations:
    -550,558
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    39,985
    Likes Received:
    2,200
    tell her i said shes a cunt
     
  15. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    4,632
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    5,403
    Likes Received:
    429
    Start every sentence with "Bitch". After a few drinks, this is perfectly acceptable
     
  16. Pstruct

    Pstruct New Member Shot Dead

    Reputations:
    -6
    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2012
    Messages:
    1,992
    Likes Received:
    0
    :lol:
     
  17. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker! VIP

    Reputations:
    32,971
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    14,742
    Likes Received:
    1,864
    Guaranteed move to win her back over, Shiv. Just look at her, roll your eyes, and say, "Okay, *insert her mother's name* ". Works every time.
     
  18. freds

    freds . Gold

    Reputations:
    121,892
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    35,256
    Likes Received:
    9,169

    i usually use the "you're acting like a lunatic" approach.
     
  19. freds

    freds . Gold

    Reputations:
    121,892
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    35,256
    Likes Received:
    9,169


    "who are you, my grandmother?"
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Making Hoodrats famous Gold

    Reputations:
    67,741
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    75,478
    Likes Received:
    7,033
    i actually did that