Mrs Shiv is going nuts in me right now

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy E-Legend VIP

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    woopty doo i stopped for a few drinks after work and didnt tell her :nooo:
     
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    Put her on. I"ll talk to her.
     
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    women. can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em :cowboy:
     
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    "In you"?

    Pussah? :eek:
     
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    i like how Shiv tells people his wife came back tho
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

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    Give her Slippys number..Shes been through this
     
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    Are you yelling at each other?

    The kids need to see you yelling at each other...teaches them how to solve problems
     
  9. DroppingLoads

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    Always call dude.
     
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    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    stuffing the envelope
     
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    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    :nono: hiking or deep sea fishing.
     
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    Tell her to calm down.


    That usually gets women to calm down.
     
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    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
     
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    Good to see you crazy kids got back together shiv :btu:
     
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    tell her i said shes a cunt
     
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    Start every sentence with "Bitch". After a few drinks, this is perfectly acceptable
     
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    :lol:
     
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    KOC Fuck this shit! VIP

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    Guaranteed move to win her back over, Shiv. Just look at her, roll your eyes, and say, "Okay, *insert her mother's name* ". Works every time.
     
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    i usually use the "you're acting like a lunatic" approach.
     
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    "who are you, my grandmother?"
     
  21. Shivvy

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    i actually did that
     

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