Mrs Shiv is going nuts in me right now

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 19, 2012.

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    woopty doo i stopped for a few drinks after work and didnt tell her :nooo:
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #1
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Put her on. I"ll talk to her.
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #2
  3. MatthewT

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    women. can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em :cowboy:
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #3
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    "In you"?

    Pussah? :eek:
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #4
  5. MatthewT

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    i like how Shiv tells people his wife came back tho
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #5
  6. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Give her Slippys number..Shes been through this
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #6
  7. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Are you yelling at each other?

    The kids need to see you yelling at each other...teaches them how to solve problems
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #7
  8. DroppingLoads

    DroppingLoads New Member Banned User

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    Always call dude.
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #8
  9. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    stuffing the envelope
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #9
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    :nono: hiking or deep sea fishing.
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #10
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Tell her to calm down.


    That usually gets women to calm down.
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #11
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #12
  13. hoochieking

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    Good to see you crazy kids got back together shiv :btu:
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #13
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    tell her i said shes a cunt
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #14
  15. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Start every sentence with "Bitch". After a few drinks, this is perfectly acceptable
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #15
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    Pstruct New Member Banned User

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    :lol:
     
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  17. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Guaranteed move to win her back over, Shiv. Just look at her, roll your eyes, and say, "Okay, *insert her mother's name* ". Works every time.
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #17
  18. freds

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    i usually use the "you're acting like a lunatic" approach.
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #18
  19. freds

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    "who are you, my grandmother?"
     
    Nov 19, 2012 #19
  20. Shivvy

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    i actually did that
     
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