Mrs Shiv is going nuts in me right now

woopty doo i stopped for a few drinks after work and didnt tell her

 

Put her on. I"ll talk to her.

 

women. can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em

 

"In you"?

Pussah?

 

i like how Shiv tells people his wife came back tho

 

Give her Slippys number..Shes been through this

 

Are you yelling at each other?

The kids need to see you yelling at each other...teaches them how to solve problems

 

Always call dude.

 

stuffing the envelope

 

hiking or deep sea fishing.

 

Tell her to calm down.


That usually gets women to calm down.

 

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

 

Good to see you crazy kids got back together shiv :btu:

 

tell her i said shes a cunt

 

Start every sentence with "Bitch". After a few drinks, this is perfectly acceptable

 

Guaranteed move to win her back over, Shiv. Just look at her, roll your eyes, and say, "Okay, *insert her mother's name* ". Works every time.

 

i usually use the "you're acting like a lunatic" approach.

 

"who are you, my grandmother?"

 

i actually did that