MrWarmth's Friday All Day "Defies Logic" Breakfast Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, May 20, 2016.

  1. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    It's enough to make you shit the bed, cuzzins! Eeeeeeee! :D

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    :coffee:
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    G'head. Stick your toe in. G'head.
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    My toe sis boom bah brb bub on a mission.
     
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    Oh yoo hoo?
     
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  8. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    I'm getting out of Chicago, suck it TSA!
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Leave now! Best of luck.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    United called last nite and upgraded me. TSA line took 5mins. The regular folks aren't looking too happy.
     
  11. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo Gold

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    :ucoffee: I am awake and not too happy either. Something about running and getting in shape. So I can eat pizza tonight. All I know is it sucks.

    Have a safe flight
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    :hw: Ready, set. Let's nap.
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
     
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    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    Wow! One month! We made it a month without you getting into one of your four day snits! I knew it wouldn’t be long… we were getting along perfectly the last month. Really fun sex. And getting along.
    Ha! Well that didn’t last. Here we fucking go again. I wonder how long it will be this time. I am so grateful to God for showing me yet again that I would be signing up for a lifetime of misery if I married you.
    I cannot wait to not live with you any longer.
     
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    Piss off, faggot.
     
  17. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Is this a quote from "the manifesto"? :wtf:
     
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    I like to give a voice. Not my words.
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    Anyway , that was some old asshole post from SFN... LOOLZ
     
  20. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    Hey when did that all start? I missed a few musings and need them for my collection :p