MrWarmth's Waiting For "Mother In Law" Christmas Day Thread!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Dec 25, 2012.

  1. MrWarmth

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    I left some room on the driveway she can land with her broom. :facepalm:

    Merry Christmas, I reckon.

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  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    1st?
     
  3. MrWarmth

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    uh huh yup
     
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    oh boy - mil coming over today


    :nocheer:
     
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  6. MrWarmth

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    Like Ralph Kramden, I'm gonna set the alarm clock for 3 minutes after she gets here. If she mentions "That OBAMA is in Hawaii" I'm gonna go off on her like a pitbull on a poodle.
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    You can say THAT again, fp. :facepalm:
     
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    Merry Christmas Warmth :hat:
     
  9. MrWarmth

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    Hey! Back attcha! :hw:
     
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    what time do the festivities start

    :coffee:
     
  11. MrWarmth

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    Soon as I cover the room with spider webs and catch some flys for her to eat
     
  12. face palm

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    more importantly
    when does the agony end?
     
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    sounds like a lovely woman

    arent you worried mrs warmth will turn into that one day :dontknow:
     
  14. MrWarmth

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    Maybe we should change the subject
     
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    are drinks involved today
     
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    Oh yes. Glasses are already on the table. For her we got a bowl of water on the kitchen floor
     
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    brutal man. Merry Christmas Warmth!!
     
  18. Chief2Kick

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    I sense some unresolved sexual tension between Warmth & his MIL. What do you all think?
     
  19. MrWarmth

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    Thank you. back attcha. I gotta head outside. The festivities begin with THAT first. BRB
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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