Ms. Reggae Mistress, please enter this thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Aug 18, 2012.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    ...follow the aromatic path of rose peddles and lit scented candles

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  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    < insert Yeti howl here >
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    RM, please tell Gary no way, no how, is he ever getting that close to you so he will stop these threads?
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    AHAHAHAHAHA. He's fucking blowing it already. :rofl:
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    Hey, don't mind me.

    I'm just going to sit in the corner over there with this jerk-rag and joy jellies. :c
     
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    [video=youtube;PYEJFSsfEcs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=AL94UKMTqg-9ADYY_XSIv2Gpnio2d5fV1V&v=PYEJFSsfEcs&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
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  9. B Stache

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    She's not gonna fuck you dude.
     
  10. Chriza

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    Reggae Mistress, please follow the trail of wet Christian farts.

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  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Gary, battery operated candles? Really?! I don't want faux romance, talk dirty. Come on...
     
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    Is that Mathew T?
     
  13. Eric Cartman

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    don't let us down, Gary....
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    ok, Gary. its your turn. explain to her again how its not the size that matters.
     
  15. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Come on Gary...push me on the bed. Rip off this dress and call me your "dirty little whore"
     
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    Can I borrow some? I forgot mine :secret:
     
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    Tell him to weep on your tits.
     
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    make believe RM is Bree Olsen (although then, she will call herself a dirty little whore)
     
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  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Reggae Mistress enters the bedroom slowly. The lights are off but some scented candles illuminate the area room and give off a sexy mellow vibe.

    She hasn't seen me yet. I have my back against the door she entered through.

    I can tell she's nervous. She's just reached the big bed now and lightly slides her hands across the soft sheet fabric.

    As silent and graciously as a master assassin, I move up behind her and put both my hands firmly on her bare shoulders. She freezes and tenses up - but just for a second. As I slowly begin to massage her I can feel her body is relaxing as her breathing becomes a bit heavier.

    "I'm glad you came" i whisper into her ear. "I thought maybe you'd back out."

    I can tell she's smiling.

    I turn her around and look her straight in her eyes. Then down.

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