Murder over Facebook pokes

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    A man who punched his friend to death because he had 'poked' his girlfriend on Facebook has been jailed.

    Scott Humphrey repeatedly punched Richard Rovetto after the pair had an argument in a taxi on the way home from a stag do in Mansfield, Nottinghamshire.

    The fight broke out when Humphrey, 27, accused Mr Rovetto of contacting his girlfriend, saying that he had 'poked' her on Facebook...o_O

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-girlfriend-FACEBOOK.html?ito=social-facebook

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  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Poking is a weird thing. It's not sexual but you still shouldn't poke anyone that you wouldn't really poke.
     
  3. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    It's whatever you make it. Sometimes to mess with people, sometimes as flirting or a joke..Not worth killing over unless the poke's real penetration. Then you have something. :cool:
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I'll poke you till you love me!!!!
     
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    Whore. She's a whore.
     
  6. BuffaloTom

    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    Thank God non of us here really know each other, the streets would be flowing with blood!
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Can Facebook just fucking go away already

    You know what's annoying. ...being out with someone and they need to take their phone out so they can "check in" on Facebook and let everyone know they are out somewhere.
     
  8. aerostern

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    Poke dis!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
     
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    :golfclap:
     
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    If Dawg added "pokes" to this page 1VegasGirl would be heavily bruised!
     
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    :jj: :rofl: :roll:

    :owned:
     
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    For the life of me I can't even figure out what a poke is supposed to be. I get poked all the time. Is it good or bad?
     
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    #brambles
     
  14. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me Gold

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    never had a facebook account. never will.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    From the pics I woulda guesssed that those two were poking each other. :dontknow:
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    you're missing out on a phenomenon.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I would poke the shit out of reggae mistress :love:
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    There is no way those two dudes weren't poking each other. The girlfriend is the fake story.
     
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    Maybe the guy isn't all faggy and doesn't know facebook lingo and thought the dude really poked his girlfriend?
     
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    What is this "Stag do"?