Muscle Milk *Contains No Milk*

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    So I've been drinking these things for a few weeks for all the supplements/vitamins I will need along with other protein rich foods for pre/post OP recovery,went to the preoperative medicine for a physical stepped on the scale and weighed in @ 205lbs with T-shirt shorts tennis shoes on. I have never tipped the scales over 200lbs this drink is what I'm attributing my weight gain.
    I'll be a fat fuck before I know it,if I continue.

    BP as of today 115/75 so I have that going for me. :dawgjj:

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No shit?
     
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    What pre/post OP? Maybe you should switch up to Ensure?
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    also contains no muscles either.
     
  6. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Left total hip replacement :hat::fil:

     
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    Good luck! My daughter is an operating room nurse. She says replacement is more carpentry than surgery.
     
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    More milk than muscle there
     
  10. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    The part that gets me to say fuck that is @ 11:28 in the vid when thy start broaching the femur and all the bone marrow turns into jelly as he hammers the broach deeper and deeper into the femur.
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    muscle milk is nasty shit
    mix up your whey, don't drink that dusty cum juice
     
  12. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I also consume the green machine and the protein zone

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    It looks like a giant root canal.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Modern medicine,lucky for me I don't live in India
     
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    Yeah. I hear you have a really hard time getting a steak there. Thank god for Kansas.
     
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    I bought some, but hated the taste of them
     
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    I have those every other day
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Thanks for the tip Sham I will look for these on my next trip to the store
     
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    np.. i like the way they taste and they have no artificial sugar
     
  20. Mack

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    Sick! :yes: