WTF MUSHROOM

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  1. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Found a mushroom growing in my yard today. Gonna wait til it gets bigger and then pick and eat it.
    As a pig I cant resist a good mushroom. So if you never hear from me again, you will know what happened.
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    The spores will give you unimaginable power
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Seriously?
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    Lap up that radiator coolant puddle while you're at it for a real high!
     
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    You'll grow taller
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    You guys are convincing me.
    Maybe its one of those magic mushrooms that I can trip on. :)
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    It'll make you shoot fireballs
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Whoa! Already put out some good farts. But fireballs? I'm lovin it!
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Damn squirrel got my mushroom.:pissed:
     
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    Is he shooting fireballs?
     
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    Eat this.
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    I wish I knew more about mushrooms. The only wild one I will eat are puffballs because you really can't mistake it for anything else. And they're really, really tasty. If I find one, I jump on it right away because lots of people love them and they will steal it right out of your yard.

    As far as I know, magic mushrooms only grow in cow shit.
     
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    No thanks. Thats more your style.:D
     
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    Mushrooms and Pink Floyd are an awesome combo.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Nope, Mescaline mushrooms grow in the desert.

    All mushrooms are safe to eat except the large white ones, the destroying angel and the death cap.
    But they are tall mostly white and easy to identify.
     

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Your wife will climb the walls.
     
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    Mescaline is a cactus you silly pig. I was referring to psilocybin. :)
     
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    He doesn't bb skanks like you, shiv.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Getting away.



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