Muslim Beauty Pageant

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  1. Quite Frankly

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    http://nypost.com/2013/09/18/muslim-beauty-pageant-takes-on-miss-world/#3

    I think it's safe to assume there was no bikini segment...

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    Pros:
    -- some of the chicks are hot (see Malaysia & Indonesia #19)
    -- they might be subservient to you since that's what they were taught
    -- they might be okay with you taking other wives
    -- since they're so repressed, they may be primed for some sexual deviance

    Cons:
    -- no sex before marriage
    -- no oral, or else her relatives might cut your dick off if they found out
    -- have to pray like 5 times a day
    -- no alcohol
    -- too many others to list

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    Cons: Demi Moore 80's bush
     
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    Actually, I believe the Muzzies keep that stuff trimmed back for some kind of religious "cleanliness" reason.
     
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    Yuppers
     
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    That's more like it...

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    Weirdo's :coffee:
     
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    I dated a girl from Morocco who was Muslim. Not like these women here though. She was pretty lax about it. No 5 prayers a day, all that. She kept her body very very fit and very "clean". ;)
     
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    The hottest are Persian girls.
     
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    I can't get over the Muslim part. Just can't. It's my biggest prejudice.

    Though I don't think we should bomb them. I just think we should keep them the fuck out of Western civilization.
     
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    who woulda thunk that in 2013, neanderthols still walked the earth & actually ruled over people....
     
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    Agree, Eventually, it will not end well. :usofa:
     
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    Was Howard Miss Iran?
     
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    That thing on Ellis Island saying some shit about giving us the poor, tired, and all that noise was installed right after the government enacted laws seriously restricting immigration.

    Even then, the immigration policy was assumed to be one that welcomed cultural Westerners.

    And just ask an American Indian how letting a bunch of culturally different people into the this land worked out for them.

    Ought we make the same mistake? It's silly. It's like saying the son of a murderer ought let himself get murdered by the son of the murder victim.
     
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    Maybe if we would stop meddling in their internal affairs, they wouldn't hate us so much.
     
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    Fine by me and totally agree.

    Love it when people say the Muzzies hate us for our freedom.

    If that's the case, the Muzzies need to attack Switzerland because that nation is ranked freer than the US.
     
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    You could always find a Zoroastrian one, they're pretty liberal and their religion is actually fascinating. That was the ancient Persian religion before Muslims overran them, and Zoroastrianism is probably one of the ideologies that inspired Jesus (it's very similar to Christianity, a lot of Zoroastrians became Christians in the late days of Persia). Their prophet, Zarathustra/Zoroaster, is the guy Nietzsche was referencing in Das Sprach Zarathustra. I always found it fascinating that a people as proud and iullstrious as the Persians allowed themselves to be converted to Islam by the Arabs, who had been their historical enemy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism
     
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    Ruffy and I would list that as a pro. :grad:
     
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