Muslims 'warned in Fatwa not to live on Mars'

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  1. Phillipmcd

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    Muslims have been warned in a Fatwa not to go and live on Mars because it would pose "a real risk to life", according to a Dubai news organisation.

    The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) in the United Arab Emirates said that anyone making such a "hazardous trip" is likely to die for "no righteous reason".

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...lims-warned-in-Fatwa-not-to-live-on-Mars.html


    If you're Muslim and live on Mars they'll put a bounty on your head!

     
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    Did that North Korean ever make it back from the sun?
     
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    Time to rent a condo on the red planet.
     
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    Yes, thanks to the Great Leader.
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    And how about that poll the other day that revealed how many Americans don't know the earth revolves around our sun?
    :facepalm:

    We're fucking doomed as a species. Doomed to repeat all our mistakes of the past because we never fucking learn. Just like on Star Trek, if any intelligent, space-faring species came near our star system and saw us, they'd dismiss us as "primitive" and continue on.
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    Oh those pesky Muslims, always going places they don't belong
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    Hey fuck you. You're the primitive backwards one according to The Bible! You godless sodomite. :coffee:





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    One in Four Americans. Yeah, that bummed me out. The same study said that only 48% believe in Evolution.
     
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    nah

    they'll join dawgs and get caught up in a circumcision thread vortex
     
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    Once they saw Fox News I'm sure they labeled us primitive. They'll come back in 2000 years to see if we made any progress
     
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    Once they see that in 2014 people are still starving, we're still running on fossil fuels, and we're still killing each other over which imaginary friend has the biggest dick, they might take mercy and glass our planet.
     
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    Did you ever see that Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "First Contact?" (Not the movie, the episode?)

    It's about a species who are about embark on their first warp speed test in space. Picard & Troy beam into a lab to speak with a scientist and introduce themselves to the Malcorians.

    Long story short, the society has the capability and the will, but a HUGE segment of the population is religious (zealot-like) and is scared to holy shit that their beliefs will be called into question.

    I won't ruin the ending for you, but something truly awesome happens to the sole Malcorian scientist who lost her fight with the zealots.

    Season 4, Episode 15, available, streaming, on netflix. :up: Check it out.
     
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    Whitey is doing just fine... Building super-colliders, achieving fusion, inventing shittens. It's the other folks who just happen to be Obama voters who are causing the plant to devolve.
     
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    Targzissians are obviously reptilians. :grad:
     
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    I'm getting that right after work. I love the premise. Good thing for them they didn't make that episode in 2014 with all these angry assholes ready to judge them and boycott them over the message
     
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    "this is no time to argue about time"
     
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    OOOOH. I seeeee. It's the Obama supporters who are the 25% who don't know that the Earth revolves around our sun, right? it couldn't also possibly be the backward, bible-thumping shitheads who think science shouldn't be taught in school, right?
     
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    Carolyn Seymour is the Malcorian scientist. She's a frequent guest star. She was also in the episode Face of the Enemy, where Deanna Troi was drugged and had her face surgically altered to go undercover as a Romulan.

    But the episode First Contact is in my top 10 favorite TNG episodes. It's fucking great. Bebe Neuwirth is in the episode too, but her character and storyline are an annoying nuisance and can be skipped past.
     
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    We're putting in 5% tops, the rest are a straight ticket D voters.