my 17 year old is being terrorized by his crazy 16 year old ex!

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    We are in a terrible pickle. She's a total crazy bitch. Is telling everyone that will listen that he mentally abused her. She gained 50 pounds since they broke up and I'm scared she could even try to harm him. He's is known as a martial arts phenom and I'm still freaking out. Also the family is hyper rich with connections to shwarzeneger. I'm really worried for him. Don't know what to do.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    i googled "kill dat bitch"
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Where did the 50lbs go? Ass n tits? Or gunt and dome? If the answer is the correct one, tell him to fuck her one more time, then play it off that he's the bad guy and make her feel like she's dumping him. It's easy to fool a crazy bitch, trust me....
     
  4. SalsMasterShake

    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    Hire an experienced criminal defense/juvenile law attorney NOW.

    If you need a referral, IM me.
     
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  5. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Restraining order time
     
  6. EmperorsNewCaps

    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    Guess the race?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    They will get back together
     
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    jake206 Well-Known Member

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    Was she hot?
     
  9. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    No she looks terrible. And she wasn't that hot to begin with. He just really liked the lifestyle. I warned him it would end badly! Now we are fucked with a capital F! She's trying to get him fired where he teaches kick boxing. I mean i ts like how dare anyone tell me to fuck off. I'm rich. But like I said I warned him and now we are fucked.
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Sorry.
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  11. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I broke up with a handful of girls when I was 17. They just cried for a little and then went out and blew some of my friends. No harm no foul.
     
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    Lola little-known member

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    Well, if she gained 50 pounds since they broke up I really think you have something to worry about, too. I'm not sure what, but, lemme think about it...
    ok, here's something, I guess she might try and sit on him as a punishment. Break an arm or one of his judo legs :dontknow:
     
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    Millenial girl doesn't bounce back like dem old dames. Technically banging then cheating is mental abuse, bitches just used to walk it off.
     
  14. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Can you post a picture of him without a shirt on?
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm hoping with his training he will have the restraint not to do anything stupid. Go to the police and get a restraining order. It doesn't matter how rich or who the hell she's tied with.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    And I'm not gay, I'm just doing research.
     
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    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    Just document/record everything, and get a restraining order.
     
  18. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I never heard of a martial arts phenom that cries to his mom about his 16 year old girlfriend
     
  19. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Welcome to the age of the Millenials.

    He totally racked up the most 4th place trophies in his class. He got one for diversity (he only kicked white people), one for sensitivity, and another one for "best snuggler."

    Chuck Norris would be proud.
     
  20. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Nothing boosts the ego like a good ol' stalker.