My 2nd favorite holiday

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  1. Nikkerz

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    St. Patrick's Day, is coming, and I'm not drinking. Everyone knows I quit, but for the past 2 and a half weeks, I've been invited out 5 times, specifically to drink. They found out I'm not drinking on St. patrick's Day, and the party invites are getting out of hand. Nice "friends". I quit smoking too...maybe they'd like to offer me a cigarette as well? Fucking assholes. There is my assinine thought of the day.
     
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    Thanksgiving is number one, right?
     
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    Should be with as much as I've been eating lately (LOL), but my first is Halloween
     
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    But the Lions play every Thanksgiving!

    Halloween is cool, I have never really given a shit about St. Patricks day myself. Though I have gotten trashed on many of them.
     
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    I honestly don't watch football on Thanksgiving. I'm usually in the kitchen. Lol. St. Patrick's Day was always a big thing for my birth family. Corned beef and cabbage and all that jazz. When we were kids (this sounds gross)....my mom used to make us green milk St Patrick's Day morning. (Food coloring). We also got Lucky Charms and shamrock shaped pancakes.
     
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    Quit. Lol
     
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    Sorry Nikky...Ag done fucked it all over again for you... Fact: You are an obese, fat, fugly, filthy failure. I like to keep it short. The 4 F's prevail...
     
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    I'm 115 lbs, how am I fat? Fugly, I'll give you. Filthy? I clean my house and myself every single day. Failure? That's why I can support myself and still have money to save? Okay.
     
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    and you are royalty
     
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    I don't really think that. Jeez. I do think it's cool they own a castle though.
     
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    I was waxing aboot your former employee. You embody only 3 of them. So gross.
     
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    In English, please?
     
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    If my most homely/smartest/entitled/dumbasfuck/braindead/nonfat/delusional) women I EVER met got tossed in a blender...you would still be my second choice...
     
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    Too bad nothing you say actually matters.
     
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    P.s...womEN is plural. So in theory, I would be your 3rd or 4th choice. Now who is dumb as fuck/brain dead? Oh, that's right. YOU.
     
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