My airport observations

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  1. gwartney

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    men who wear Hawaiian shirts have completely given up.
     
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  3. gwartney

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    I haven't seen any really fat people at my gate. That means one will come lumbering down the aisle breathing hard 5 minutes after we are scheduled to depart and squeeze into the middle seat in my row.
     
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    Lots of old people wearing backpacks. @shitty
     
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    Nothing sexier than a lady showing cleavage with a nice necklace nestling between the milkers.

    Sorry I couldn't get a covert photo.
     
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    :nopix:
     
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    Sorry this isn't my finest effort. I've missed some good photo ops.
     
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    1 in 4 Americans are fat. Look around at the closest 3 people, if they are not fat, then it's you.
     
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    What's the deal with all the pink and lavender ties?

    Fyi I'm wearing cargo shorts, a polo shirt and sneaks with very unstylish ankle socks. I realize that is inappropriate flying dress but I'm like the dudes in the Hawaiian shirts.
     
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    My fat standards are pretty low. I'm only alarmed by rolling thunder.
     
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    I get fucking pissed because I never get to sit next to the cute girl in the yoga pants. :fil:
     
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    Just saw a girl in flannel shirt and jeans with a full on 6 - 8" Mohawk head totally shaved other than that.
     
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    dot dot dot...
     
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    are you currently in Dulles
     
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    :jj:
     
  16. gwartney

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    :jj: I was thinking that this thread was sort of Larry Kingish.
     
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    No. DFW. I am bringing a shitload of non-English speakers into Regan.
     
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    nothing new here :dontknow:
     
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    that and golf shirts. i fucking hate golf shirts