My annual review is tomorrow and I'm nervous

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Splash, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I know I spent too much time posting and reading these dumb message boards. That's time I would have typically been working. I'm guessing it accounted for about $20+ million in sales.

    Feeling guilty now. Please, be serious if you choose to respond.

    Thanks
     
  2. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    get drunk and call in sick.
     
  3. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Just about at the end of a bottle of pinot Noir. Review is 8 AM. Now I'll be hungover too. I hope they can't track how much time I post. I have a home office.
     
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    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Who cares about that. Did you or did you not replace your Oreck's brushroll yet? :mad:
     
  6. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    I'm not buyin' it my friend. I saw how you did schmoopy with that "I need expert vacuum advice" thread. big fan. big fan. :D
     
  7. banksy

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    holy shit. :facepalm:
     
  8. Gas Face

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    :cheer:
     
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  9. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Na, that's low on the priority list now. If I still have a job I'll celebrate by hitting up dunkin donuts and getting a new brushroll. They're next to each other.
     
  10. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Na bro, that Dyson comment was a goof, I'll admit it, the long armed Jew actually helped me out.

    See, right now I should be preparing but I'm drinking wine and posting this dumb shit.
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    good news is that you are going to have plenty of time on your hands to post on message boards.
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    My boss has us fill out a self eval and then copies and pastes what we write. I'm gonna get a good one this year!
     
  14. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

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    :words: team player
    :words: comitted
    :words: sales projections

    You'll pass with flying colors
     
  15. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    my experience with reviews is that the boss has already determined the amount of your raise (if one) and employment future. tomorrow's just step and fetch. :D. good luck though.
     
  16. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Really, I only enjoy posting when I'm a lite buzzed. I find I can't focus on TV and must rewatch shows. I do no work now after hours cause I'd rather post. If they track this shit I'm fucked. Wow, that would be the lamest reason ever to lose a nice six figure job.
     
  17. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Yeah, I did my own but he edits and has his own comment section. These are usually 1/2 hour. He wants 2 hrs tomorrow. :yikes:
     
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    I feel your pain, Splash. I been laid up for a month, and now my new semester is coming up. I should have been creating lesson plans out the yazoo, and studying for my last certification exam...BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I find this fucking message board much more entertaining. Good luck on the review.
     
  20. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Yeah, good advice Cap'n. That's how I got to where I am but new bosses in town and I really didn't have a great year. I'm gonna get reamed I think. I think they can somehow track my time here and SFN. This is the first year I ever did the message board thing.