My Asian assistant uses A LOT of toilet paper AND

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  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    she never puts the new roll on the dispenser. She leaves the new roll on the counter for ME to put on the spool/dispenser thingy.

    What's that aboot?
     
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    She's not giving into "The Man".
     
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    lazy, or passive aggressiveness. or both.


    I find i am ALWAYS the one putting the new roll on at work.

    as a rule, though, women DO need more TP than men during the course of a day.

    is she hot? :marx:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I should have gotten the hint when she called me "Imperialist White Oppressor". :bigthink
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    She's cute, but has dragon breath. It'll knock you over. :scream:

    She's tiny, and I wonder if she has trouble getting the spring-loaded thing off the dispenser thingy that attaches to the wall. :bigthink
     
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    no.
     
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    you should give that girl a raise
     
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    dragon breath? does she eat igunana as well?
     
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    naz is right
     
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    For what? Altoids?
     
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    She eats all kinds of weird shit, like squid candy or some shit. Iguana would be relatively mainstream.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I should pay her less to defray the toilet paper costs. :oy2:
     
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    get really cheap TP for her, and bring your own for when you need it.
     
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    lol
     
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    OMG. Brilliant! :idea:
     
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    not just a hat rack, my friend.
     
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    It's a waste of time to put it on the roll. Just leave it out.
     
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    If it wasn't for her, I swear I'd only have to put a new one on like quarterly, MAX. But this is the 2nd time this week. Wtf's doing down there?
     
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    I'm a women and you're a women, don't you know what womens needs are? They need TP. And lots of it.
     
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    Find out if she likes the paper over the top or under and do the opposite