My ass hurts

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I feel like I slept on it wrong or something

    The right cheek is all sore and stuff

    Anyway

    How's your morning going


    :mrpeanut:
     
  2. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Hello chriza:c
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    You weren't passed out at Shiv's were you?
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Trying out some of the products from the store?
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Ms. Chriza probably brought home some surplus "toys" and tried one out on him while he was snoozing.
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    :jj:
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    nigga now trynta gank Pussahs swag yo
     
  8. Stinkypussy

    Stinkypussy New Member

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    Sounds like maybe someone slipped you an ass fucking while you were snoozing. Just rub some sweet cream on it.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    1...2...3 stupid jokes!

    Ah ah ah!



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  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    Hmmm....you don't like doggie style with the ladies but you do like it with the mens.....
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Gankin Schmoopy swag now :facepalm:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oof :facepalm:
     
  13. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't worry about it too much unless if you wake up tomorrow and your left cheek hurts you might want to look into it.
     
  14. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    Chriza what do you do for a living?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm homeless
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    It's all right Chriza... if you and Wonderchild are into strap on play, it's not really that gay...
     
  17. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Yo, why tha fuck is yo name Apple? Shits a fruit son.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay seriously. You're a nice guy, but every time you try to be funny it's like watching a 10 second clip of 9/11.
     
  19. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    :boohoo:
     
  20. Thelonious Davis

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    :owned: