My ass hurts

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 12, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I feel like I slept on it wrong or something

    The right cheek is all sore and stuff

    Anyway

    How's your morning going


    :mrpeanut:
     
  2. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Hello chriza:c
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    You weren't passed out at shitty's were you?
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Trying out some of the products from the store?
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Ms. Chriza probably brought home some surplus "toys" and tried one out on him while he was snoozing.
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    nigga now trynta gank Pussahs swag yo
     
  8. Stinkypussy

    Stinkypussy New Member

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    Sounds like maybe someone slipped you an ass fucking while you were snoozing. Just rub some sweet cream on it.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    1...2...3 stupid jokes!

    Ah ah ah!



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  10. Danas Boyfrien

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    Hmmm....you don't like doggie style with the ladies but you do like it with the mens.....
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Gankin Schmoopy swag now :facepalm:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oof :facepalm:
     
  13. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't worry about it too much unless if you wake up tomorrow and your left cheek hurts you might want to look into it.
     
  14. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Chriza what do you do for a living?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm homeless
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    It's all right Chriza... if you and Wonderchild are into strap on play, it's not really that gay...
     
  17. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Yo, why tha fuck is yo name Apple? Shits a fruit son.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay seriously. You're a nice guy, but every time you try to be funny it's like watching a 10 second clip of 9/11.
     
  19. Apple the cat

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    :boohoo:
     
  20. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    :owned: