My Ass Is On FIRE !

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper For Real VIP Gold

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    Spent 3 hours at a local Mexican joint drinking beer last night, watching baseball.
    I ate a dozen chicken wings, but instead of the usual sauces, I had them toss them in their green avocado serano chili sauce. It's creamy and smokin' hot. I then ate 5 grilled jalapenos.
    I came home from the place and my wife had been out at an Indian place. Her leftovers were there, so I ate them too.

    Damn!
    I feel like I spent the night with the Village People!! My O ring is flaming.

    Thought I'd share.
     
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    Shit happens
     
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    Don't be a party pooper!
     
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    OUCH!
     
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    OH GOOD FOR YOUuuuuuu
     
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    Did it go a little something like this?

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    You're not alone , got half drunk last night and ate super loaded with my own home grown pickled Jalapeno and Serrano peppers .
     
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    A normal reaction to watching baseball.
     
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    Wth is that?
     
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    Van Wilder
     
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    try dipping your asshole into the cool toilet water next time :grad:
     
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    I like Indian and Mexican food
    the hotter the better
    but I be getting older I suppose
    the shit gets me cramped up and poopy something awful nowadays
     
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    i blame the liberals
     
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    Are you sure you didn't pass out for a while from drinking?
     
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    Is your ass wo'e the fuck out?


     
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