my asshole itches

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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  2. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    when mine does its usually poop
     
  3. Ano

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    You have a hemorrhoid and it is called rectal itch dumb tard
     
  4. Daveindiego

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    How many knuckles deep are you getting up in there?

    Have you drawn blood yet?

    :c
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    :puke:
     
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    That's what happens when you can't reach your asshole to wipe, fatty.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    yes i can
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

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    nfbuckeye I've been picking scabs again Gold

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    Because of your circumference, it's difficult to obtain a proper whipe, michael. Also, eat more fiber. :coffee:
     
  10. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Stink finger.
     
  11. Nantrax

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    It started with a discussion about eating your cum. I guess he decided to shove it up his asshole or he asked to drop loads on him butt. :c
     
  12. VAsiCkBoy

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    Crack finger.
     
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    You'll be Rich!!!!!


    [video=youtube;SuHgDPz5Ka8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuHgDPz5Ka8[/video]
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Die Neckfat.
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    my wife put some cream on there it feels better
     
  16. DroppingLoads

    DroppingLoads New Member Banned User

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    Take a shower everyday you filthy pig.
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    i do :mad:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    lots of fiber and clean your anus in the shower every day
     
  19. Stew Nod

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    I wished it on you....payback for the bike thread

    :dance:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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