My asshole neighbor called the cops on me. Claimed a domestic dispute

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    we were playing a family game and we were joking around. this dickhead neighbor of mine goes and calls the cops. i plan on flattening the tires on his bike.
     
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    beating up on little cobra dick?
     
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    so much funnies
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i was outside packing the car for a trip. had a cooler and a box in my hand. cops bring that fucker outside to give a statement. :no:

    this was around 10:45
     
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    Revenge is a dish best served cold. Hold off until this is just a distant memory but plan your revenge the whole time.
     
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    U want me to give him a warning or ban him for a month? o_O
     
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    He would have kicked u in the face, but his capris didn't give him mobility.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I was the guy holding the camera yelling "World Starrrrrr bitches"
     
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    your daughter will be asking for a ride to Toys R Us soon.
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    im sure this is a lie
     
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    NOTHING gets by smoopy. :facepalm:
     
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    suuuuuuuuuuure, shitty.
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    this guys a dick, too.
     
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  20. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Kinda picked up on that when you called him an 'asshole' in the thread title


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