My Autumn Baking Thread

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  1. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Hello everyone,

    I'm having a laid back weekend, so I attempted a baking project based on a few things I've seen on food blogs.

    As a special bonus, Grid has been so kind as to let me borrow his old camera, its a divine thing...

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    This project starts with the thing that Biblically was a catalyst for the decidedly non-divine corruption of man...

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    You do look like a young Natalie Merchant btw :secret:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Hola!

    Prepare yourself for unsurpassed excitement and suspense! :c
     
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    That table is beige :coffee:
     
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    Ewww...never say that ever again. :no:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Its wood, wood is beige for the most part. :tongue:
     
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    Some music for you sweetie

    [video=youtube;lX9UTWh4VDw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX9UTWh4VDw[/video]
     
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    I'm just marking my place, so I don't forget to check this later!!!! :uhw:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    R.I.P. Ol' Beigey :rip2:
     
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    But I've been in love with her since the late 80s :depressed:

    :hhh:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Speaking of beige, I took a can of Sweetened Condensed Milk, tore off the label, laid in on its side in a pot full of boiling water for 2 1/2 hours, let the can cool down, opened it up, and using my special Criss Angel magic it turned into caramel.

    Mindfreak! :D

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    I'm ready...
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    :wub:

    This thread definitely needs more music. :cool:

    The final product isn't perfect, but its a first attempt, so I hope you enjoy the ride. :toptip:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    (is what most guys on this board pray that you'll say to them :D )
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    After that, I took the apple, peeled it, cut the top off (T-O-P-L-E-S-S), and hollowed it out.

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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Caramel or custard?


     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Nope, Ol' Beigey still exists, the camera I'm using now is a loaner, not a gift.

    ...and I've despised her since the 90's. :no:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Technically Dulce De Leche which is a lot like caramel.