my b-hole hasn't been happy since i ran out a my pro-biotic supplement

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    that stuff makes my butt happy, but only because i take it rectally. just kidding, i take it in my mouth. i'm talking about my pro-biotic supplement, not penises.

    culturelle for this homo:

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    i also use wet wipes when i poop, but only preparation h ones. not because i got giant hemmie's, but because they're a cool wipe with witch hazel. i learned about them at my parents' house when i shit in their toilet.

    how do the rest a you keep your b's and b-holes healthy?
     
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    this dude at work told me to take something like that and I was all "My ass isn't fucked like yours dude"

    he stopped talking.
     
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    :jj:

    but cereal-ously, no guy named driven by demons has a ass that isn't all jacked up. that's some hard living you had to do to earn the name bro.
     
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    I used tah stick Ecstasy up my butthole...true story
     
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    i never heard of a dude being named ecstasy before.
     
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    I didn;t earn shit, I gave myself that name.

    but for cereal, I take fish-oil for general health. They say it's good for your ass too.
     
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    i take that because it's good for my heart, my brain, my joints, and my lap hog.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I'm thinking about buying this $400 blender and using flax seeds in it instead. I used to buy flax oil but it spoils easy.
     
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    How much do you spend on tampons a month?
     
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    bout $15 bucks I guess.
     
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    boom! :jj:
     
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    i heard flax seed ain't the best omega fatty acid supplement. can't remember why. cod oil from norway is like the shit.
     
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    i respect a guy with a heavy flow, bro.
     
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    He only asked about tamons. I didn't include pads for those light days.
     
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    Man, I'm sick of all this shit. IDK what's what. All I know is I want that fucking blender.
     
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    you going a juice or something, too?
     
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    So I guess I'm admitting my third gay fact in 2 days here...

    I'm so fucking sick of prepping all my fruit and shit everyday. I spend more time washing and cutting and packing lunch and all that shit. I juss wanna throw it in that thing and drink it up. It'll be a big time saver.