My best friend is visiting and asked if I wanted to go to drinking with him and

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    some of his new friends from college. I declined.

    He's been my best friend for half my life and moved last year to a different part of Norway to study. He's back now for Summer, and so are a bunch of his new classmates + girlfriend.
    I wanted to meet them, and I didn't want to upset him. He said he really wanted them to meet me. But I feel fat. I feel disgusting. I told him I just couldn't do it. The thought alone almost brought on an anxiety attack. I feel like such a fucking mess, I just don't want anyone to see me :(
    I hate myself right now :( :( :(
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    die you faggot dog fucker
     
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    Gary you are not fat
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    no he's not and no he didn't
     
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    Stop lying.
     
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    for fuck's sake dude, get out of the house!
     
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    I don't believe you
     
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    I still got love for the streets.
     
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    you should go with them Gary
    you will have an awesome time
     
  10. Dream Theater

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    :grad: This is the fake story!

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    You should really fly from the U.S. to Norway to suck off your best friend. Its the least you could do.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You probably did them a big favor. Nobody wants to drag an anchor around with them.
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    you haven't seen me shirtless lately :(
    I know man, but at the same time...I just can't explain it. I feel fat and disgusting, and I feel like no one would really like me. I need to get fit so I can get a girlfriend and get my life back on track :(
    Thank you
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    that post is gayer than the post Zeit made about blowing a tranny
     
  16. Gena

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    pop some midol or pamprin, maybe a lasix to help with the bloat. take some extra tampons and an emergency ration of chocolate and put them in your purse and go party.
     
  17. Dream Theater

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    You need to quit being a weepy faggot if you want to get chicks. It's all about attitude and how you carry yourself.
     
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    What part of Indiana did he move to, fat ass?
     
  19. nfbuckeye

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    [video=youtube;2-QiDOlIrXo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-QiDOlIrXo[/video]
     
  20. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Chins up, buddy. :smile: