My best friend is visiting and asked if I wanted to go to drinking with him and

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    some of his new friends from college. I declined.

    He's been my best friend for half my life and moved last year to a different part of Norway to study. He's back now for Summer, and so are a bunch of his new classmates + girlfriend.
    I wanted to meet them, and I didn't want to upset him. He said he really wanted them to meet me. But I feel fat. I feel disgusting. I told him I just couldn't do it. The thought alone almost brought on an anxiety attack. I feel like such a fucking mess, I just don't want anyone to see me :(
    I hate myself right now :( :( :(
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    die you faggot dog fucker
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Gary you are not fat
     
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    no he's not and no he didn't
     
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    Stop lying.
     
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    for fuck's sake dude, get out of the house!
     
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    I don't believe you
     
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    I still got love for the streets.
     
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    you should go with them Gary
    you will have an awesome time
     
  10. Dream Theater

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    :grad: This is the fake story!

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    You should really fly from the U.S. to Norway to suck off your best friend. Its the least you could do.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You probably did them a big favor. Nobody wants to drag an anchor around with them.
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    you haven't seen me shirtless lately :(
    I know man, but at the same time...I just can't explain it. I feel fat and disgusting, and I feel like no one would really like me. I need to get fit so I can get a girlfriend and get my life back on track :(
    Thank you
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    that post is gayer than the post Zeit made about blowing a tranny
     
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    pop some midol or pamprin, maybe a lasix to help with the bloat. take some extra tampons and an emergency ration of chocolate and put them in your purse and go party.
     
  17. Dream Theater

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    You need to quit being a weepy faggot if you want to get chicks. It's all about attitude and how you carry yourself.
     
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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    What part of Indiana did he move to, fat ass?
     
  19. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    [video=youtube;2-QiDOlIrXo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-QiDOlIrXo[/video]
     
  20. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Chins up, buddy. :smile: