WTF My bidet is on its way

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  1. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline

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  2. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Post a review when you try it. I'd laugh if it works as well as the $10k thrones
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    We have a Toto. I seriously don't know how I lived for so many years without one.
     
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    Mack29 Well-Known Member

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    I looked at the Amazon description. It appears to hook up right to the water feed for the toilet.
    So, no hot or warm water? Just a blast of cold water on your ass?
    Doesn't sound refreshing or relaxing to me.
     
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    bossofbam Well-Known Member

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    A bidet is like green eggs and ham. Nobody wants it, but when they try it they discover it's awesomeness.
     
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  6. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Who gives a shit...pun intended.
     
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    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad it's a "Fresh Water" bidet, what other kinds are there?..........ones that recycle the water you just shit in and shot it back at your butthole for round 2? I could have used this fucker when I tore my rotator and could barely wipe without crying in pain! Let us know how it works!
     
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    this won't end well..
     
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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    I've been looking into these (brown eye), anxiously awaiting your review...

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    How does the water come out warm without having to run it for a while first?
     
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    Thedomina Unfriendly

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    The toto washes and dries, no? This would just leave you with a wet ass
     
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    baci Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've had one for about 6months. I actually love it. Mine is both hot and cold but I haven't hooked up the hot water yet. Waiting for a friend of mine to come and get under the sink to connect the hot. Having 3 back operations makes it tough for me to bend and twist under the sink. My understanding for the hot water is to turn it on to a slow trickle when you go and sit on the toilet so that the water will be hot when you need it. I would highly recommend.
     
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    so when artie used a towel he was ahead of his time?
     
  14. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I just love mine.
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Congratulations on your decision to embark on a "remnant" and "all the brown" free life.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Yes, and has warm water, seat warmer, personalized settings, self cleaning. It was well worth the splurge. We just got the toilet seat, not the fully integrated toilet. Very easy to hook up as well.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig Banned User

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    Just use your hand. Its a lot cheaper.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    spray and splatter all over yourselves. I don't care.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    The washlet, right? Our suite in Vegas had one..omfg!! Toilet paper really is archaic
     
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    I thought Bidets were to wash smelly French Hooker vagina.
     
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