My big toe was stuck in my underwear

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  1. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    This morning i was running late so i was trying to hurry getting ready , I climbed out of the shower , dried off , and grabbed my underwear and put my left leg in , When i went to put my right foot in my GIANT toe got hooked on the band and i almost face planted into the wall.


    This ever happen to you ?
     
  2. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Only if I am putting on regular boxers and my toes get stuck in the penis hole.

    With boxer briefs, the hole is usually tighter and the toes don't pop thru so easily.
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i have had this happen before
     
  4. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Yes but never taken a face plant.
     
  5. Wing

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    More times than i'd like to admit. And I have fallen before.
    I am graceful like a swan.
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I've done it, but the only time I ever really fell was in the shower. That hurt like a muhfugger. No underwear was involved.
     
  7. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    My talons eventually shred my sheets.
    I just splurged for a set of 600 thread count bedding.
    :coffee:
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I sometimes get my nose caught in the piss flap/thruway thingy.
     
  9. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Ha Ha!
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    That's what I have on my Italian leather king size sleigh bed and I also have a 800 ct. down comforter. :hhh:
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Here comes a Down Syndrome joke. :facepalm:
     
  12. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I'm usually bleeding somewhere so I'm not allowed to cover with the good shit.
     
  13. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    The bitches must get wet when they see that pimped out Sleigh....:rolleye:
    or is it a "One Horse Open Sleigh"
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I've lived here almost 5 years and only 2 women have been in that bed. The last one was about 3.5 years ago. :bigcry:
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    3.5 years by choice. :crazy2:
     
  16. Nemo

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