my "blind" date

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  1. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic Gold

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    Is it still a blind date when you've seen pictures of each other? Anyway I'm leaving in less than an hour. Nervous as usual. Its hard to meet complete strangers. We're going out to breakfast and from there, who knows. Wish me luck!
     
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    ...peace and love peace and love.
     
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    Mmmmmmm yeah, rub that pussy, baby.
     
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    Make sure you flog the dolphin beforehand.
     
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    Show me that clit.
     
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    Good luck!!:yay:

    We look forward to a full report upon your return. :munch:
     
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    I believe the lotion goes in the basket.
     
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    ...and that was the last we ever heard from her :(

    Just kidding! Hope she has a great time.
     
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    good luck, cet! If he has a strange, short mustache and is wearing a gestapo uniform, RUN!
     
  11. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic Gold

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    Lol! If you guys don't hear from me in a few hours, call 9-11! No, ill be fine, its a public place and if we leave there, we're going to another public place.
     
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    It's still blind until you see his cock :grad:
     
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  14. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Say this to him:

    Werden wir nicht vergessen!
    Und werden wir auch nicht die vergessen, der richtige blah blah blah

    I took a course in post-war East German literature in college. The Germans just LOVE it when you bring up the holocaust. :yay:
     
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    He said pubic place not public.

    Breakfast sausage thick
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Hope you cum a few times love.
     
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    Blind date for breakfast. Doomed.
     
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    Good luck. Hope you have a good time!
     
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    Since I'm a nightshifter, this is dinner time! Besides I've been awake all night so I can meet him. And come home to sleep. Unless we really like each other, then who knows!
     
  20. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :cwl:

    That face is priceless!!!!!!!!!! This deserves its own thread! Nay, its own WEBSITE!!!!

    Wtf was he talking about?