My boss gave me the day off

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    With pay! :bm:
     
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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    You're not needed.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    I am at the mall getting my steps in
     
  4. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    severance pay:console:
     
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  5. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Do they buckle?
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Im down 19
     
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  7. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Will you be sticking your fingers up your taint and smelling them all day then try on your wife's panties while you wait for chinese take out to get there? :munch:
     
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  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    19 steps? How many breaks did you take?
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    19 lbs
     
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  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Nepotism is nice, huh?
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Good time to try the Chicken McNugget challenge.
     
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  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :nono:
     
  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Tired schtick
     
  14. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Not a good sign. They are probably boxing up your shit right now.
     
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  15. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    That's an HR move to avoid any meltdowns and blubbering.
     
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  16. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    They are finalizing your exit paperwork.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike probably got fired for taking pictures of the receptionist's feet.
     
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  18. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Or jacking and spewing all over the exec bathroom.
     
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  19. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Ton O lies

    :bs:
     
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  20. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Mike got caught peeping and was sent home for the day.