WTF My boss says I poop too much.

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  1. Philliesfan8

    Philliesfan8 Shit Mult Banned User

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    Come on man, I only average six times a day!
     
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    I think you're full of shit.
     
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    Your boss is a goddamn liar!!!!
     
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    6 times????
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    You come on men six times a day?
     
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    You're healthy.
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Id fire you
     
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    Get on opioids.
    Did you see the commercial for medicine for opioid constipation during the Super Bowl ?
    Probably not. You were probably in the shitter.
     
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    IBD (inflammatory bowel disease)? Crohn's disease? Colitis? Ileitis?

    Large anal opening? Blown out anal sphincter?

    Please go see a Gastroenterologist!
     
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    :spit:
     
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    a friend of mine had chron's it took him a while to figure out what the prob was. it is a serious thing ..you should see a doctor
     
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    man after qutting dope and subutex my stomach never 100% recovered
    i shit maybe 2x a week
     
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    Why you telling me for I don't give a shit.
     
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    How's he know you're not going in there and jerking off?
     
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    There must be a whole lot of people who have the same problem if the drug company is willing to spend Super Bowl commercial money for an anti-constipation drug.
     
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    Congrats on your prolapsed rectum.
     
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