My boyfriend doesn't get my Stern-esque potty humor

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  1. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    My boyfriend is the sweetest guy and I love him. It's pretty funny though how he smirks in a disappointed way when I blurt something out that you guys would understand and probably enjoy.

    One time we were watching tv and a guy was overreacting to something. I chimed in as if I were the character and said, "Oh my god, I'm cumming in my pants!" Did my bf laugh? No, he shook his head with a disappointed smirk. But in feigned despair with me.

    Another time we were watching a commercial and an annoying chick was showing off her just-bought outfit from the store being advertised. She was vile and stuck up. So I said, "Yuck, she looks like her vagina smells." What did that get me? Disappointed smirk. Hehehehe. :)

    Do you guys have partners who don't 'get' your potty humor?
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    girls who talk like that are disgusting
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I took a shit on my living room floor once and my wife didn't even crack a smile. What a humorless bitch.
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm sorry, but I have yet to find a woman who breaks the stereotype that women aren't funny.

    I don't know what it is. If they try too hard, or try to act like a man.
     
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    I know what you mean but what about women like Julia Louise-Dreyfus as Elaine on Seinfeld? Did she ever make you laugh? She was good at physical humor often. And she didn't act mannish.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Dump him. Do it now, longer you wait, harder it'll be.

    Do it.
     
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    Lucille Ball was funny.
     
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    Jesus Christ, that's vile. Poor guy must have zero self esteem or he would have left
     
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    Is Topo your BF?
     
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    You have a tv in your kitchen?
     
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    you are aware that show was written by men right?
     
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    Potty humor is erotic.

    If he doesn't at least laugh at MST3K you should just kill him and bury him upstate someplace. :coffee:
     
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    I don't "try", my vile sense of humor comes naturally to me. Spend some time on the phone with me and see if I don't make your sides hurt from laughing.

    You have to have the same crass sense of humor though.

    I'm with Dainty here........boy needs to unclench!
     
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    words of wisdom. Marriage is impossible without humor.
     
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    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    Don't get me wrong, we have tons of laughs over other jokey stuff. It's just the toilet humor he's not a fan of. I was just wondering if you guys encountered the same phenomenon with your loved ones as (former) Stern-influenced fans.
     
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    :jj:

    fuck
     
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    This.
     
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    Howard once referred to a marriage of a fan of the HSS to a non-fan as a mixed marriage. While i don't think the show matters as much now, the point is still valid.

    I like dating someone who laughs when i say my personal life is at a noine, or who doesn't get offended at potty humor.

    Like Stressed say, "we really do speak a language all our own."

    Ask your boyfriend if he ever called Omarosa a Reggie, and if he doesn't reply that he is being deceitful, dump him. :artiejj: