my brand new pair of pants ripped in the dick the 1st time worn. fixable?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i got these pants on sale at rei and i wore them for the first time today. they fit great and were super comfortable, but when i got in my truck today they ripped right below the zipper in the dick area. is this fixable by taking them to a seamstress or should i just return them? royal robbins stuff is usually pretty decent quality so this bugs me, even if they were only $30 on sale.


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    the worst part is that they're supposed to be pretty rugged pantaloons. the ripped dick proves that wrong.

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  2. HelloCleveland!

    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    Your dick is so large, that it ripped your pants? Is that what you're trying to say with this thread?
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Look at me. My pants can't contain my dick. :rolleye:
     
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    Very fixable. The seam just needs to be re sewn.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

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    :cool:
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    thanks babs. i think it'd be cheaper to go that route than to send them back to rei at my own expense. plus i like them and i'm not seeing any more of them on their page. :wub:
     
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    Return the damaged goods.
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

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    Mods, plz change dink's name to "Dick Ripper".
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I bet they are Capri's.

    They are Capri's.

    I knew it. Go MONK!
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't think i can replace them, though. the product is sold out. :(

    would you still replace them? i was thinking if they can be sewn then the seam could be super reinforced to make them even stronger than ever. bionic, if you will.
     
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    :mad:
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

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    :jj:
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    :rofl:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    It depends. If they were on sale/clearance the possibility that them having your size if you return them is doubtful.

    That being said, if they do have your size in their inventory, call them to have them ship you the replacement immediately and return the defective pair.
     
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    Do you know of an alterations shop? Its very simple, shouldn't be expensive
     
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    Looks like super fart may have blown them out. That's probably not covered under warranty.
     
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    Go to the gym you fat fuck.
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

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    dink knows that...he just wanted to show all you bitches how his boner can rip through double stitching like a boss.
     
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    I bought this beautiful item of clothing from Anthropolgie last year on clearance. I was totally happy with it, but one of the straps was sewn in backwards, so I returned it. They told me they could replace it with the same size. Turned out, they were sold out. Asked if they could ship the defective one back so I could fix it myself. They wouldn't. I was all :mad:
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

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    that's the problem...they don't have the pants in stock anymore, and because they were on clearance, i don't expect they're getting more of them. so i have to decide if i just want to get rid of them and get my $30 back or if i want to spend $10 to get them fixed (now that i know they can be fixed). the issue is that i like the pants...minus the dick rip.