my brother broke my fucking hookah :facepalm:

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    I let my brother borrow my hookah because he said he wanted to smoke with his girlfriend. Now I had a problem letting him borrow it. But he enticed me with a Box of Coals and some Tobacco as well as covering my Hookah Tab since I couldn't smoke my rig and I had to go to the lounge. Well I get back home after a good social meetup with some of my friends from work and school and my cousin tells me my brother wants me to call him. Well I call him up twice no answer then he calls me back and sounds drunk and he is like "Whats up.....Hows things going? What are you up to right now?" Well I am like he only fucking calls me if he has fucked up and I was like "What The Fuck Happened to My Hookah" then he was like "Nothing....But aww man I am so fucked up right now.......Oh yeah my friend pulled on your hose too hard and he tipped the hookah over and fucked up your base" I immediately got pissed "What the fuck! is my base broken?" "Yeah the base is broken but I was fucking pissed at the guy....How much did your base cost?" "I told him 50 with shipping" "Oh well I got the dude who broke your base to hit the ATM up and I got you 60 bucks for the base"
    FUCK!
    Now I have to get a base that wasn't as perfect as the one I had because my brother is a lying cunt who said he was going to smoke with his girlfriend and instead took my hookah to a party, got drunk and then fucking let some asshole break my shit. If he didn't get me that 60$ I would ring his fucking neck and then take a steel chair to his car. FUCK!
    RIP Floral Jumbo Base
    I am probably going to get a Shika or Farida base but I want my fucking Clear Jumbo that had a small flower on it back!
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Easy there, Tolstoy.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    meh, it's a KM base dude and you got money coming your way. it's not like it's a out of production boho or something. Take a chill pill and then go pee on your brother while he's passed out drunk.
     
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    Colleen Awesome Banned User

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    waahh
     
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    Colleen Awesome Banned User

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    but your avatar is the best ive seen love it
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    fuck those assholes up.. sock your bro too SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS M8
     
  7. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    This never happened.
     
  8. BleedingGums

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    Tl;dr
     
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  9. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    how dare you discount the story of my brother and my broken hookah :behave:
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    meh, the flower jumbos sold a while back for $30 a pop, people couldn't get rid of them quick enough, imo he did you a favor.
     
  11. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    obligatory who the fuck is this faggot
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    when hes sleeping, just walk up to him and scream "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY" in his ear
     
  13. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    gwartney trying very hard itt :derp:
     
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    I dont know what any of that means, but :hug:
     
  15. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    thank you for your concern babs
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    cry more about it, seriously you are getting back twice what the base was worth.

    a hookah base really isnt worth getting angry over.
     
  17. sstressed

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    the broken hookah is the marijuana god telling you to buy a good vaporizer.

    hear and obey! :grad: