News My brother just informed me he's gonna attempt to have sex while skydiving

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    He's a skydive nut. Travels to different spots all over the country, goes to themed skydive parties, etc.
    He's got video skydiving and taking turns riding an inflatable alligator.

    Anyways, he's gonna attempt to fuck this girl while skydiving on Wednesday :jj:
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Is he a fuck up?
     
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    Is this Twink?
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    This guy has goals
     
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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Yes :jj:
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member VIP

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    make sure you two use protection...
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    That gross
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Cue the gif of the skydiving porn star with her lips flapping.
     
  9. Anfkid

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    shitty is your sister in prison now? I forgot the story. Is she in jail or just a fuck up with a record.
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    No. It's a whole thing. I wish she was. I'd take that poor kid from her in a heart beat
     
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    Oh yea the kid thing. You were debating whether or not to take the kid.
     
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    Jesus Christ.....if I were going to jump out of a plane, it'd be at gunpoint and sex woukd be lastly on my mind.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    So much more has happened
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    ugh. I got a brother like that. Biggest pile of shit on the planet.
     
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    Libcuck.

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    Doesn't he have a sister that is a fuck up also?
     
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    Hope he's doing anal, otherwise not all that impressive.
     
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    Seriously, its fucking embarrassing at this point
     
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    Does the girl know about this plan? Because if he's gonna try to talk her into it while plummeting and the bang her before they hit the ground, I gotta admire his ego.

    That's a player.
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    What kind of lips we talking? Please share