News My brother just informed me he's gonna attempt to have sex while skydiving

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's a skydive nut. Travels to different spots all over the country, goes to themed skydive parties, etc.
    He's got video skydiving and taking turns riding an inflatable alligator.

    Anyways, he's gonna attempt to fuck this girl while skydiving on Wednesday :jj:
     
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    Is he a fuck up?
     
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    Is this Twink?
     
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    This guy has goals
     
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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yes :jj:
     
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    make sure you two use protection...
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    That gross
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

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    Cue the gif of the skydiving porn star with her lips flapping.
     
  9. Anfkid

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    Shiv is your sister in prison now? I forgot the story. Is she in jail or just a fuck up with a record.
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    No. It's a whole thing. I wish she was. I'd take that poor kid from her in a heart beat
     
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    Oh yea the kid thing. You were debating whether or not to take the kid.
     
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    Jesus Christ.....if I were going to jump out of a plane, it'd be at gunpoint and sex woukd be lastly on my mind.
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    So much more has happened
     
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    ugh. I got a brother like that. Biggest pile of shit on the planet.
     
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    Libcuck.

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    Doesn't he have a sister that is a fuck up also?
     
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    HigherPrimate I never met a beer I didn't like

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    Hope he's doing anal, otherwise not all that impressive.
     
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    Seriously, its fucking embarrassing at this point
     
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    Does the girl know about this plan? Because if he's gonna try to talk her into it while plummeting and the bang her before they hit the ground, I gotta admire his ego.

    That's a player.
     
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    What kind of lips we talking? Please share