Entertainment my buddies girlfriend came over and asked to spend the night

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Time Bandit, Aug 3, 2016.

  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    I said sure ok no prob but the dog has to stay outside..
    from her reaction you would have thought I told her to eat shit and die..
    she stood up glared at me like she wanted to kill me and said loudly "my dog stays or I don't stay!"
    she was so indignant..so I said.. "fine..bye", she stormed out..
    next time I saw my bud I said hey what's her face came over..he said fuck her.
    I seen her maybe twice after that,..she got fat.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    this is totally faricacle
     
  3. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Ah, trailer park life :hersh:
     
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  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    glad you made a thread about this
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Everything up in here is faricackle.
     
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  6. Bryce

    Bryce Happy Kimbragiving

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    i'll be the judge of that :pics:
     
  7. CKY

    CKY Mejor Que Nada™

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    Yeah right. More like you tried to fuck her and she turned you down.
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Are you 13?
     
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    ^
     
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    Things like that don't end well. Expect him to open your head up when he finds out.
     
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    Bye Felicia!
     
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    ChimneySweep Well-Known Member

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    Everything after the thread title totally killed my boner
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Okay
     
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    She was right. You're a dog hater.

    ;)
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    You have no friends, your made up friend doesn't have a girl, and she doesn't have a dog. Nice imagination though
     
  16. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    it's the hairs I can't stand...plus she let it run around checking out and sniffing every inch..no thanks and it was a big dog too, lab maybe
     
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    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    OP has a way with fancy words and grammar and shit.
     
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    I refuse to date women that insist their stank ass dogs accompany them at all times.

    something VERY wrong about that.
     
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