my buddy Jeremy, works at a Mustang dealership

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    said he was dealing with some spoiled obnoxious dude in Myrtle Beach.
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    nice comma
     
  3. Avery

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    Jeremy spoke to...a dent headed leaser today


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  4. nazdrowie

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    a dealership that only deals with Mustangs?
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    hilarious
     
  6. Billy Brown

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    :secret: There is no such thing as a Mustang Dealership.
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    I believe, this thread.
     
  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :hhh:
     
  9. Billy Brown

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    SnakeCock :rolleye:
     
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  11. Oderus

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    [video=youtube;EsmJfsYG1tU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsmJfsYG1tU[/video]
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Mr Cool Mustang lease guy is turning Japanese, I think he's turning Japanese, I really think so!!
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    one day, one. more than another.
     
  14. MatthewT

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    this thread, this thread is, believable
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Did you know that song is about jacking off?
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    [video=youtube;C49qaA8yytI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49qaA8yytI[/video]
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Did you know that this thread is about Schmoopy?
     
  18. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    This Day And All The Whores

    One whore.
    One.
    More than another.
    The tits,
    that tit,
    those tits,
    too many,
    too personal,
    but hot.
    Whores you know know,
    but you yourself know topless.
    Crashing down,
    all frown,
    stripping,
    walking,
    silently screaming,
    slowly fucking,
    often feeling nothing.
    Seeing the lucky ones topless,
    seeing those topless inside.
    Cry.
    Cry.
    It's OK.
    It's not OK.
    The Camaro is a piece of shit!
    Smile if it's natural
    Feel my cock.
    The president speaks,
    The situation reeks an act of war.
    I enter my room, close the door
    Sit here.
    Here where clothes do not fall to the floor.
    we young will experience much more
    future, funny money, the freedom to mope about in Rick's Cabaret.
    My whores I love you.
    Old friends and family too.
    Safe for now glad to know I'm alive with all of you.
    Feel what is real feel later heal.
    Tits.
    One person feeling the same as all the rest.
    Please let us act and do what is best.
    She'll do it when she gets here.


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  19. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Why are you talking about jacking off then?
     
  20. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    did you write that??? nice!