My Building Is Giving Away Free Ice Cream In The Lobby Today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jokeland, Jul 30, 2015.

  1. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    want to join me?

    I hope the rest of the fat fucks don't eat it all up before I can weasel my way in for seconds by wearing a fake mustache
     
  2. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    what kind of faggot lives in a building?
     
  3. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    The building where I work.

    I'll be getting me some in about 15 minutes
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    my building that did last month, i didnt feel like waiting in line and passed
     
  5. Gas Face

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    @Schmoopy feverishly googling: building giving away ice cream.
     
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  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Our building used to have build your own ice cream sundae socials and now they just hand out ice cream sandwiches. Life isn't fair.
     
  7. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy

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    We have street taco parties when we finish a project :loco:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    It's National Cheesecake Day Not Ice Cream Day those derpy faggots got it wrong!
     
  9. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    I once ate tilapia and had ice cream for dessert. Then i went for a walk in the woods with my husband and he starting power walking and I started power walking really fast after him. And we were laughing cuz power walking looks so stupid and then my stomach started freaking out. I think cuz of the combo of fish and ice cream. Immediately I had to poop. It was awful. I had to use his favorite bandana to wipe with. Which was the only thing that made me laugh through the horror. Anyways. I do not eat ice cream anymore.
     
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  10. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    All the ALFs I go to have afternoon ice cream socials for their residents a few times per week. I try to schedule my visits when they occur.
     
  11. O Face

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    Alien Life Forms? o_O
     
  12. GoshGeeGolly

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    Cheesecake Factory has the 1/2 price slice-a-cheesecake today. (dine in, one slice per entree).
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I don't get why you have to wear a disguise to obtain something being given away.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I fucking love you.
     
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  15. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    o_O
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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