"My career is going well."

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  1. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Said with quiet sarcastic disgust after a (rather well done) CougarLife live read, as if fully nauseated by the quality of his sponsors.

    It's about the most real and funny I've heard him in months. I guess sometimes it pays to sit through the endless commercials.
     
  2. shitcunt

    shitcunt Well-Known Member

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    I wonder how much money is really made from these shitty sponsors. Is it really worth the loss of all self respect and credibility?
     
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    Madipuppy Well-Known Member

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    Sirius: we want you to read extra commercials and any ones that come up, including adam and eve, cougar life etc
    Howard: No, i have some integrity
    Sirius: we will give into your money demands, ok?
    Howard: Need a new vibrator?
     
  4. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Robin's news: 30 minutes of news----40 minutes of live read commercials. It seems he runs over the 10 o'clock cut off time because of all the lame sponsors.
     
  5. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    And oh what sponsors they are! I think the quality of sponsors is the lowest......ever. Sad.
     
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    "anybody else tired............... Robin??? Here drink this piss energy drink..........."
     
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    WHEN WERE THEY EVER GOOD???

    The BEAN STALK back at NBC was probably his best sponsor ever...........
     
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    bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. Peau de Soie

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    Hey, don't forget about me.
     
  10. JDDaBadAhz

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    Howard has taken a sheet on his show big time.
     
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    Robin, it's nearly Valentines Day, should Bengjy send Allisa a pajama gram?
     
  12. JDDaBadAhz

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    Is he still hawking pajama gram? I thought they and vermont teddy bear were out of his league now.
     
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    Ok maybe it was Vermont teddy bear but the lead in was the same.
     
  14. RichardIzDaBezt

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    My first reaction to them was the companies are close to him. As in a relative, business partner, a company he is affiliated with... maybe he uses the profits to pay some of the staff haha.
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I would be surprised if all the ads sold on the HSS amounted to 1% of the revenue SiriusXM gets from having his show on the air. He'd be smarter to offer Sirius the money back from his salary and run whatever he wanted during his breaks and keep his dignity.
     
  16. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    I always wished that when Gary asked someone what they did for a living, they said "Vermont Teddy Bear Counselor."