WTF My cat has an eye infection.

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  1. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    He needs three different types of eye drops three times a day for the next six weeks.

    Amazingly enough, the vet didn't tell me to remove either eye.

    "Keep the eyes? What a quack, right Robin? Robin?"
     
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  2. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Toxoplasmosis?
     
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    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Serious question I've had 4 dogs and never any eye issues

    Wtf is up with cats eyes ?
     
  4. doughhead63

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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Sorry, I hope your cat heals up quickly.
     
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    Have the eyes removed, put on your false eyelashes and pancake foundation, put the cat in a strangoehode and have your maid take pictures of you.
     
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  8. the G-man

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    Something else. The vet Said a lot of cats have viral infections that lay dormant and manifest when the cat gets older and less able to fight it off.
     
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    Your vet is a quack that clearly knows not what he is doing. You need to contact Beth immediately and get the name of her vet and get those eyes removed.
     
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    Someone needs to dub in Beavis laughing and post that on YouTube
     
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    I showed the Cat a picture of Beth tonight and warned him if he doesn't stop coughing up hairballs on my good rug I'm going to make him live with her. He looked pretty frightened
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Hopefully this is the wife's cat.
     
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    My previous cat would frequently have a form of pink eye (that's what my vet called it). I had to use Terramycin Ophthalmic Ointment to get rid of it. She had it so often, she stopped freaking out whenever I put it in her eye. It did the trick though, so no eye removal required.
     
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    ...but now you can't refer to it as your "blind, resident cat". Your saint status is in jeopardy. :eek:
     
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    Hope the cat gets better.
     
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    Beth will take care of that eye for you, easy peezy


    But seriously, hope your kitty gets better
     
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    Not even one eye?
     
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    You may want to wait until she digested that mouse