WTF My cat has an eye infection.

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  1. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    He needs three different types of eye drops three times a day for the next six weeks.

    Amazingly enough, the vet didn't tell me to remove either eye.

    "Keep the eyes? What a quack, right Robin? Robin?"
     
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  2. Slow

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    Toxoplasmosis?
     
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    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Serious question I've had 4 dogs and never any eye issues

    Wtf is up with cats eyes ?
     
  4. doughhead63

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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Sorry, I hope your cat heals up quickly.
     
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    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    Have the eyes removed, put on your false eyelashes and pancake foundation, put the cat in a strangoehode and have your maid take pictures of you.
     
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  8. the G-man

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    Something else. The vet Said a lot of cats have viral infections that lay dormant and manifest when the cat gets older and less able to fight it off.
     
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    Your vet is a quack that clearly knows not what he is doing. You need to contact Beth immediately and get the name of her vet and get those eyes removed.
     
  11. the G-man

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    Someone needs to dub in Beavis laughing and post that on YouTube
     
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    I showed the Cat a picture of Beth tonight and warned him if he doesn't stop coughing up hairballs on my good rug I'm going to make him live with her. He looked pretty frightened
     
  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Hopefully this is the wife's cat.
     
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    My previous cat would frequently have a form of pink eye (that's what my vet called it). I had to use Terramycin Ophthalmic Ointment to get rid of it. She had it so often, she stopped freaking out whenever I put it in her eye. It did the trick though, so no eye removal required.
     
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    ...but now you can't refer to it as your "blind, resident cat". Your saint status is in jeopardy. :eek:
     
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    Hope the cat gets better.
     
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    Beth will take care of that eye for you, easy peezy


    But seriously, hope your kitty gets better
     
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    Not even one eye?
     
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    You may want to wait until she digested that mouse