My cat has pissed on my GF face twice this

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  1. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    week. She is pissed (get it) I'm very confused. No joke.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    She belongs to the cat now.
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

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  4. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    I wish, she so upset(pissed). Understandable.
     
  5. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    100% truth, no is happy right now.
     
  6. gilaet

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    You sure your gf isn't in to cheesing?
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Your cat has pissed on her face exactly one more time than I have.
     
  8. Slippy

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    I have a hard time envisioning how your girlfriend's face was positioned in a place where the cat could hover over her, and piss on it.

    More than once.

    :scratch:
     
  9. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    Does your girlfriend's face resemble a shit filled litter box?
     
  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Clearly you need to piss on your gf's face to establish the alpha role in every facet of the home power structure.
     
  11. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sprayed or pissed?
     
  12. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    tfw no cat piss face gf
     
  13. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I like cats